Okay, now THERE’S a Fashion Schlub! Ha. Wow. Ha.

Let’s just focus on the positive, shall we? Two points for pattern mixing. Polka dots + plaid. It’s hard to see in the photo, but the shirt has a thin line of sort of chestnutty mustard. I’d like the pairing even without that, but…

Zero points for Day 3 hair.

Polka Dot Tee: Old Navy, 3x. 2020
Plaid Button-down: BP/Nordstrom, 4x. 2018
Jeans: Gloria Vanderbilt Amanda, 22 short. 2018
Sneakers: Converse Shoreline slip-ons. 2020