I resumed my Trunk Club subscription in the hopes I’ll find some things off my shopping list. As always it was a bit of an adventure. There’s an 18-minute video at the bottom if you want to see them in action and hear more details.

Spoiler Alert: I’m actually keeping something!

CASLON RIB FUNNEL NECK SWEATER $39 SIZE: 3X COLOR: BURGUNDY STEM

This FELT so nice. Very thin, nicely draping stretchy soft fabric. I like the color. The body fit was good. Just the funnel neck collar was not good on me.

CASLON RIB FUNNEL NECK SWEATER $39 SIZE: 3X COLOR: BLACK

This is the exact same top as the purple one above. That’s annoying. Don’t send me two of the same things, Nordstrom! Ugh. If it had been a good turtleneck it might have stayed here with me.

THE WINNER! This is thin, drapey, stretchy, soft, with A PERFECT CREW NECK COLLAR (remember this moment, it may never happen again). The only downside is loose sleeves. But it had me at crew neck…I couldn’t pass that up, saggy sleeves or no.

J.CREW MARGOT CREWNECK RE-IMAGINED WOOL SWEATER $79.50 SIZE: 3X COLOR: HTHR CAMEL

NOPE. Ha, what a difference from the 3x cream sweater above. This was a refurbished merino wool that is very nice. But. Yeah. No.

CASLON BELTED LINEN-BLEND JACKET $69 SIZE: 3X COLOR: NAVY CROSSDYE

Uhm, fit much? LONG BAGGY SLEEVES MUCH?? Linen in November? Come on, Nordstrom. I expect more from you.

MARC FISHER LTD YALE CHELSEA BOOT COLOR: BLACK CROC LEATHER AND SIZE: 9.5

My ankle boot hell continues. These were actually lovely. Too lovely for the likes of me. They’re for a FASHUN GIRL. With their pointy toes. And high price tag. They were like $198. But they were pretty. Maybe in my next life.

BELLA VITA LORRAINE STUDDED BOOTIE COLOR: DARK TAN LEATHER SIZE: 9.5

Uhm. I don’t like these in theory. But I kinda liked them on me. But the fit wasn’t ideal and they’re just not quite right. But they gave me hope…when I thought all hope was gone for me to ever ever have a pair of cognac ankle boots.

HABITUAL BRODIE JET SET STRETCH CROP TROUSERS COLOR: JET BLACK SIZE: 24W

Oh. Oh! Hello, nice black trousers WITH WORKING POCKETS! Hello! They long to be mine, but…they’re $99. So I’ll put them in my Shoptagr and wait for them to go on sale and snatch them up them.

NIC+ZOE  ‘WONDER STRETCH’ HIGH RISE STRAIGHT LEG PANTS COLOR: MUSHROOM SIZE: 24W

HA HA HA HA HA HA. Oh Nordstrom, you’re such a card. REALLY with these pants?? Color, nope. Length, nope. Pull-on waistband, nope.

So, I’m the proud owner of a cream crew neck sweater. Purchase #2 from Nordstrom Trunk Club – after like a year.

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