It’s like soup outside. So a dress would have been nice. But I knew we were going to be taking pictures outdoors in the grass, so…jeans made more sense.

At least this loosey-goosey gauzey top floats away from my body and doesn’t TOUCH ME. Cuz when I’m sweaty, DON’T TOUCH ME. Don’t come near me. Don’t even LOOK at me.

I need a t-shirt (a lightweight, oversized linen one) that says KEEP AWAY FROM SWEATY BETTYE.

Or it could just say KEEP AWAY.

Yeah. That’s how MY day is going. How’s yours??

Top: Torrid, 3x. 2021
Jeans: Gloria Vanderbilt Amanda, 22 short. 2018
Sneakers: Converse Shoreline slip-ons, 2021.

Oh. Wanna hear a pretty song?