SATURDAY

I call this pose “Walking the Tightrope”

Hot. Drizzly. Earache. Main goal in life is getting breakfast sandwich from the deli and then staying on sofa all day.

I think I’m dressed appropriately.

Dress: Junarose, 22. 2017.
Linen Shirt: J Jill, 4x. 2019. Some colors and sizes available at QVC.
Sneakers: Navy Converse Shoreline slip-ons. 2021

SUNDAY

Pass.

MONDAY

Is it a normal day? I think it’s a normal day. It’s raining. But I don’t need easy access for the first time in what seems like weeks.

I thought it was cooler out, based on the grey darkness I saw through the windows, but actually it’s that hot steamy rain. But I’m headed to the air-conditioned office so…I’ll survive in a lightweight cardigan.

Top: Bobeau, 3x. 2018
Cardigan: Old Navy, 2018. 2x. Similar.
Jeans: Gloria Vanderbilt Amanda, 20 short. 2021
Sneakers: Navy Converse Shoreline slip-ons. 2021

TUESDAY

Okay. What else can I say about this dress that I have worn no less then 7,286 times in the past 4 years?? It’s always a delight to wear. I can wear it to work, to cocktails on the beach, on a date (if THAT was a thing), to pee in the street. It is extremely versatile and easy to wear.

What do I like about it? The loose, easy fit. The “colorful but not overpowering” print. The lightweight, cloud-like rayon fabric. The not-too-much angel sleeves. The floatiness of it.

I wish a dress like this upon everyone 🙂

Dress: Junarose, 22. 2017.
Sneakers: Keds Champions. 2021

WEDNESDAY

If both items were shorter, I’d be happier. The dress needs like 2″ off…and the shirt like 6″ off.

Dress: Asos, 22. 2016
Button-down: Old Navy, 3x. 2020
Sneakers: Converse Shoreline slip-ons. 2021

THURSDAY

Okay, THIS is a better shirt length. It JUST covers my lower belly, but it doesn’t cut my legs off, which is a much more pleasing proportion than the shirt above.

The challenge is that MOST plus-size clothing items, as they get larger, they get LONGER. Which makes sense cuz most fat people are 6′ tall.

AHEM.

I’m large HORIZONTALLY, not VERTICALLY. Just make the clothes WIDE, not TALL. Sheesh.

Button-down: Madewell boyfriend shirt, 3x. 2019
Jeans: Gloria Vanderbilt Amanda, 20 short. 2021
Sneakers: Navy Converse Shoreline slip-ons. 2021

FRIDAY

AS I WRITE THIS….I AM ON VACATION!!!! I think I’ll stay in my nightgown for the next five days.

Not really. But I’d LIKE to.

Dress: Old Navy, 3x. 2019
Sneakers: Keds Champions. 2021

 

This post contains affiliate links, which means that I may receive a small commission if you buy something as a result of clicking that link, at no extra cost to you. I appreciate you shopping through my links.